1. Jenny's boyfriend (lol) Sam, was talking about the amount of cvs coming in off prospective employees to take his place at work when he leaves to go work as a sales assistant at Iceland. There was a massive stack of them and when Sam said how are we going to get through all of this, his boss gathers them all in a neat pile and throws half in the bin. Sam asks why he'd gone and done this and he replies 'Those people are unlucky. I don't want to work with unlucky people.' I thought that was fucking genius. Moronic. But gutsy none the less. When I'm my own boss I'm gonna be that much of a prick. N.B. This story is all true except for the Iceland bit.
2. Overheard in the office. You can't see when your invisible because light can't hit your non existent corneas. So if you did want to be invisible you'd have to be a pair of floating eyeballs which wouldn't be very conspicuous now would it.
On another note, today is rubbish.
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