Update numero uno

Don't know why I'm talking Spanish for, it's bloody France I'm heading and I don't know a single word of French! So I'm currently at Birmingham International airport with Jensoir drinking coffee and eating croissants (all preparation) whilst we wait to check in. God I hate waiting. Still not fully excited yet but I never get excited until moments before when I'm on the plane. Managed to remember everything (I think) although I'm worried I'm gonna have a Home Alone moment mid flight. ('Shhhhiiiiitttt Jennnnyyyy, we forgot Macaulay Culkin!') Right. I'm off to see how overweight my suitcase is. Au Revior. ?