Been getting some fantastic spam today. Email no.1:
眉Dear sir/Madam :
Our company site w w w , c o c o e o , c o m.is Large-sized China foreign trade companies.We sale cellphone, computer, TV, GPS·MP3 and Motorcycle and so on. We have our warehouse and shopping centers. we have very good price and credit. We will ensure our product 100% eligible.
Hoping we can have long-time cooperation.
Good luck to you
me of course, malicious, just ... ..." from touch of dark corners of the mouth outline smile,
Right. Ok. I'm gonna ignore the 'we sale cellphone, computer...' and I'll even ignore the 'we can have long-time cooperation.' But WTF IS THAT LAST BIT!?? 'Me of course malicious...from touch of dark corners of the mouth...' WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT!??? You should check out the website too, it's real dodgy.
Email no.2:
Sent from Chemist Direct. Subject: Plan a perfect 'Thinner Party' with alli!
Alli? Isn't that that weight loss drug that makes you shit out your own fat? You mean I can really have a party where I bring all my cankle-bearing friends round and shit ourselves together? Now that's what I call socialising!
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